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BARTENDING THIS FRI 5/24 FOR THE PLAY FOR THE CAUSE! AUTISMSPEAKS! SEE U 5/25 TOO!!!
I/We are looking for
WE ARE TATSTITSNSMOKE! TNT Æ CLUB ILLUSIONS - We are each others wingman. So romantic right? Paul is my Hank Moody...google it..californication ..lol..
We don't judge anyone's choices on how to SWING...just know that Monogamy Sucks..we soft swap, full swap. we are an open relationship, we play separate and same room. Extremely flexible. Hosting parties teaches you that there is no right or wrong in the this lifestyle. It is what is best for each couple.
Both of us have "hall passes" to meet singles as long as RESPECT by the interested party is there for both of us.~~~female half does not meet couples alone - too many request and she is not a unicorn..lol~~~
Real life can suck! SWINGING IS A MINI ESCAPE FROM REALITY.~~THINK DIFFERENT ~~GOOGLE. "THE ETHICAL SLUT" recommended for all that think OUTSIDE THE BOX.
Describe Yourself:
She will be the girl to get the party started. She takes charge in a non-aggressive way. I am a thicker girl (YES SIZE 12)...Not for everyone and that is totally cool! Educated and confident. I go to the gym regularly and always trying to improve myself.
He is really good at this! He makes every woman feel at ease. I love watching him in action. He makes me so proud. He makes love like a gentleman or so a few UNICORNS have told us.
She is an obsessed Howard Stern fan...He is a Opie and Anthony fan.
I am a tree-hugging/bohemian/rocker chick - Paul is conservative/80'S Hair band/Metallica dude. I Love Bill Clinton/Howard Stern/Paul hates Hillary Clinton and loves Opie&Anthony. I am an avid YANKEES & JETS fan and Paul is a die hard METS & GIANTS fan. Surprisingly we act like fraternity brothers at times.
We would be lost without each other and broken..Soulmates for sure.
WE ARE SMOKERS! grossssssssss....we are respectful to non-smokers that meet us. We will not reach out to people that ask for NO SMOKERS but u can reach out to us if your interested anyways...we find many say NO SMOKERS because they are ex-smokers afraid to fall off the wagon..LMAO---cigarette after sex is the BEST .;-P
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
If we tell u then we must kill u.....
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We have an obsession with tattoos - we both have 9 each and they just keep on coming. Female half Extremely 420friendly :-) although she has given it up in replaced it with going to the gym...seriously...she just wants to see it legalized already...along with prostitution.
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A GOOD RULE OF THUMB FOR SINGLE MALES HEADING TO ILLUSIONS: any single males who aren't sure how to act at a swinger party (especially a party filled with people you don't know very well), is this: Don't act like you are at a swinger party. No matter what is going on or how wild others are acting around you, your behavior should be that of someone attending a dignified vanilla dinner party. Be polite and helpful. Until someone else actively seeks to get you involved in something more, just focus on being the world's best party guest. Even if nobody gets you involved on that particular night, you will have made a lasting good impression and will more than likely be invited to future parties. Respect is everything when it comes to single males in the lifestyle. If we want couples to respect us, we need to show them how respectful we can be of them.
The plain truth of it is this – The lifestyle is a couples' world... with room for some good swingles. So live and let live. Be well, treat others well, and swing often.
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